I Build Golf Courses.

I've heard him tell this story before, its one of my favorites.

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"... when people ask me what I do, I tell them 'I build golf courses,' Mr. Dye always said that labeling yourself an architect sounded like it could get you into more trouble."

The Golfers Guide

http://www.golfersguide.com/golf/on-the-tee/architect-s-corner-tom-doak.html

Since I entered the biz, all of 9 months ago now, I've been using the same phrase the answer the question, "What do you do?" I like it better than golf course construction, I'm not currently designing, and it always leads to further questioning...